Coming Out of the Closet...
Dear Followers, Because of Martha's faint allusion to my super-natural powers (my lightning-speed reflexes) in her last post, I feel it is appropriate to come clean with you all - to explain to you all why you often stop and think, "there's something extraordinary about Adam." You probably won't be surprised to learn that I AM A SUPERHERO. Your suspicions are confirmed. I hope you don't feel bad for being kept in the dark for so long. I didn't even learn this fact until a few years ago. It all started in my first year of being married. Through a number of rather strange events, I realized that I wasn't exactly like other human beings. Three things opened my eyes to reality: 1. Mass Cell Growth (compare with Wolverine) There are a few spots on my body that experience massive cell proliferation in the form of hair growth. I have this one little brown spot on my arm. I am blonde, but a little black hair grows out of this spot with amazing speed. One day I...